Men Replaced by Mobile Phones

First we had the wife who chose her cell phone over her husband, now we have discovered a rash of women stealing cell phones and hiding them in various bodily orifices.

There have been two reported incidents of women hiding phones in their vaginas - one in Jamaica, and one in Romania, and now we have the latest trick of hiding a phone in the rectum - also in Romania.

So my question is, are Romanian cell phones that expensive, or are Romanian women that desperate for "vibrate mode"? Which reminds me - I'm going to go disable "vibrate" on my wife's cell phone.

(via Boing Boing)

Tags: vagina, rectum, mobile phone, cell phone, cavity search